Lessons learned today at the Wrestlin' Rhino's Homeschool for Misfits...

Okay, honestly, I carried a post-it in my pocket and jotted down all the things I would have posted today had I had anytime to get on Facebook.

So, here we go...

• Monday's stink when you start the day off wearing Tuesday socks...

• A shower washes off the morning grumpies...

• You are not allowed to eat breakfast naked...

• Children look funny running naked to put on clothes so they will be allowed to eat breakfast...

• Robin is too distracted if he forgets to put on underwear under his pants...

• John the Baptist is not Grandpa...

• The book of Luke is not about Luke Skywalker...

• According to Robin, "All pencils are special, but only one has my hope in it..."

• It's fun to crawl on the ground and move things with your head...

• Mom gets really mad when you throw pencils...

• Per Katie, "Mom, I will control Rock, Paper, Scissors....so, you be scissors and I'll be rock, okay?"

• The kids new names are "Don't Robin!" and "Katie Knock it Off!"

• "Poop first, talk later..."

• Even if you spill 7-Up on your spelling list...you still have to finish it.

And that was Monday...

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